Category Archives: My kids are hilarious

F*ck. My Four-Year-Old Drops Her First F-Bomb.

But not like how you think – she didn’t repeat it after hearing it slip from one of us (although I’m sure that moment is coming sooner than I’d like). It really was an innocent slip-up. More of a tongue-twister, really, although not of your Peter Piper or Woodchuck Chucks variety.

So, we’re at Ho‘omaluhia Botanical Garden for a little family fun, and the first order of business is to feed the ducks. Ella is squirming with excitement as we pull out our stale bread for the hungry flock. Very matter-of-factly, yet loud enough for all to hear, she yells, “LET’S GO FEED THESE FUCKS!”

Aaaaaaand there’s another angelic childhood moment I’ll never f-ing forget.

Tormenting our children, one holiday at a time

Halloween? Christmas? Easter? There’s a waaahhh for that.